stoner @stoner@anarchism.space

opening a nsfw esvrld post is like when bugs bunny hands daffy duck a container that says DO NOT OPEN, BOMB INSIDE and daffy duck opens it and the bomb blows up in his face

@emptylullaby iv in the cold blood iv out hot eat the blood

does anyone wanna see A Poppy guinea pig

shes poppy

poppy gives me kisses

@starwall
- rubberducking
- clobber/clobbering
- magic/dark magic/black box
- swizzle
- bitblit

@starwall * duck typing
* Brainfuck
* [CW: lewd] macro
* so many Schemes are named after a crime (Gambit, Racket, Guile (?), Larceny)
* Coq (rooster in French), Gallina (chicken in Spanish), Agda (a Swedish hen), Beluga (beluga)

@starwall

- hash rocket
- splatting
- spurious tuples
- INTERCAL (abbreviation of “Compiler Language With No Pronounceable Acronym”)
- heredoc

updated the extended director's cut of my bio and added my tellonym to the links!!!

https://v4nt4bl4ck.carrd.co/

is flirting just staring really hard at someone directly next to you, breathing really loudly, and then acting quietly shocked when they ask you a question

Have you met my son? I'm so proud of him, he's Gourdgeous!

thank you bare minimum kings at snapchat

#myasstodontownhall

@stoner that kid aint no stranger to love

imagine keeping a plant alive for multiple hundreds of days on the off chance it does something pleasing to mine eyes

tbh though i love how they look, flower or no. i love a caudex. just a fat little stump doing it’s thing. like me

the inherent protestantism of anarcho primitivism

@witchfynder_finder see, you see it. simple living, back breaking 'real work', ect ect

How to pronounce common file formats.

GIF: yiff
JPG: huh-peeg
DOC: dook
PDF: parfait
TXT: texit
XLS: excellent
HTML: hot meal

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the b in lgbt stands for bart simpson

aye carumba, im a bi icon