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no guys i cant hang out today, im busy being Epic Online

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dip my hands in kool aid mix before i beat your ass call that fruit punch

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No one ever brings up gasoline spoilage in post apocalyptic fiction, but it’s a real problem.

Six months after the apocalypse and fuel will begin to stop working in carbureted engines.

After a year it’ll begin to stop working in fuel injected engines

5 years tops, no more internal combustion, because there’s no more fresh fuel!

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now that it's 6.15pm, it's time to move on to tracks from the animal crossing soundtrack, which, you may remember, do not have any words, but which can easily be communicated to, say, a person's sister, via 200 indistinguishable "la la la LAAAA la LAAAAAA, la la la LAAAAAA"s

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I wish I was a little bit smarter, I wish I was a farter, I wish I had a pal with some food for a starter, I wish I had a zombie in a trap doing rap and a six foot otter

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@selontheweb
kids in the car: "praxis! praxis! praxis!"

mom: "we have praxis at home!"

praxis at home: *is theory*

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carefully folding the moist towelette and putting it bqck in the pouch

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Anarchism is a kind of synthesis of personal freedom and social justice through the solidarity of all, which gives content back to society.

- Rudolf Rocker -

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Toxic masculinity, long 

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Right, enough of sitting in bed doing fuck all. Time to get up and do fuck all

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Hong Kong exec apologizes for extradition bill, protests continue 

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Hong Kong Extradition Protests 

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