Guilloteenager of the Year 🌹 @matty@anarchism.space

My nickname in Glasgow? Mango Lassie

The toaster in the bathtub scene from Fear and Loathing, except instead of White Rabbit it's Tracy Chapman's Fast Car when the drums kick in.

As a redhead, I'm not stupid enough to believe that the blackheads, whiteheads, and shitheads will ever accept us as equals. The witch burnings weren't that long ago, and the way those bastards still keep making South Park jokes should make it obvious nothing has changed since.

McCain supposedly called Russia a gas station masquerading as a country. Well, the US is a gun store where the Mafia's doing a bust out. We're still in the running up credit part, but arson isn't too far away.

Baker Aker? More like Baker Faker - he's buying stuff at Cosco and saying he made it.

https://www.mintpressnews.com/revealed-us-uk-stopped-peace-deal-russia-ukraine/281932/

Cause we both believe the Midwest could use an ocean

https://chrishedges.substack.com/p/monarchs-belong-in-the-dustbin-of

" It consisted of establishing one’s moral credibility and superiority in the face of evil. That religious fervor provided, perhaps, a meaning for the lives of activists, but it was, as social critic Paul Goodman wrote in “The New Reformation,” “a poor basis for politics, including revolutionary politics.”"

https://www.washingtonpost.com/magazine/2020/01/21/i-was-60s-socialist-todays-progressives-are-danger-repeating-my-generations-mistakes/

Unlike David Byrne, I'll make sure my guerrilla army has parties and discos. Helps with morale.

What's the German word for when you're happy for an event, but sad it'll make Morrissey happy?

There were rumors he was into field hockey players . . . .

I am the Juggalo Trotsky

Sex work shouldn't be criticized because it's sex, it should be because it's work.

The derision that people give to sex workers - that they are somehow degraded and used - well, that's true of ANY form of employment. Exploitation of surplus value means you are a whore as well.

Don't like it? Do something about it. Overthrow capitalism.

Everybody out here forgetting that Linda Perry from 4 Non Blondes invented steampunk

If only you could imagine what anti-civilization retribution your "authoritarian" little comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would've held your fucking political compass. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the anti-capitalist price. I will dump literature all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking deplatformed, kiddo.

Not only am I extensively trained in Anarcho-Communist theory, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Judeo-Islamic Anti-White Conspiracy for Anarchism funded by George Soros and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable praxis off the face of these dialectals.

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call the non-aggression principle. You're fucking despooked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can infect you with the homogay in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my kindle library of Anarchist literature.