Pinned toot

In case anyone’s wondering why I post that thing every day at exactly 10:15 am est everyday it’s because I’m trying to trick botsentinel on twitter

A question about God’s omnipotence: can He lay pipe that’s so good that even God couldn’t not cum his brains out?

How are people surprised *that’s* how Adam Levine flirts like have you heard his lyrics

RT @ellewasamistake@twitter.com

joker: if you kill me, you can save all these people

batman: no, if i kill you, that means that i'm no different from you

joker:

batman:

joker: have you ever heard of the trolley problem

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ellewasamistake/st

Isn’t Pinocchio like literally nazi propaganda?

I mentioned Disney and the bad Germans 

Isn’t Pinocchio like literally nazi propaganda?

RT @ash_antifa@twitter.com

@UR_Ninja@twitter.com has confirmed the identity of four (4) additional Virginia members of Patriot Front - Nathan Noyce of Glen Allen (Richmond); Thomas Dail of Wake; Aedan Tredinnick of Norfolk, and Jacob Brown of Newport News twitter.com/UR_Ninja/status/15

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ash_antifa/status/

RT @democracynow@twitter.com

Congress has largely given up on COVID-19 as a funding priority, says public health expert Steven Thrasher (@thrasherxy@twitter.com), leaving uninsured people in the U.S. without resources to combat the virus.

"We've just left those people for dead."

🐦🔗: twitter.com/democracynow/statu

We should bring back milkshaking and glitterbombing

RT @GoodPoliticGuy@twitter.com

the fact that this isn’t considered straight up criminal corruption is a testament to how little this country cares about democracy

🐦🔗: twitter.com/GoodPoliticGuy/sta

Evil cops doing actual cartoon villain shit. Like straight out of Dudley Do-Right and the Lemony Snicket books.

RT @KCStar@twitter.com

Police had just detained the 20-year-old woman after a reported road rage incident. kansascity.com/news/nation-wor

🐦🔗: twitter.com/KCStar/status/1571

RT @Hbomberguy@twitter.com

You'd think the news would have more stuff to talk about her, but the queen really did just kind of sit there didn't she

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Hbomberguy/status/

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