Joe Motion @SkirkLee@anarchism.space

I watched multiple consistent episodes of a Real World-type show that took place in Atlantic City, and waking up and realizing such a show doesn't exist is really messing with my mind right now

If rimming spreads covid, they can pry this ass from my cold, dead hands

Went grocery shopping today and had a far less stressful experience than last week. Store set up one way aisles, went earlier in the day, and remembered gloves. Those people working deserve triple what they're being paid

Once the museum is open it's fuckin over for Blathers. Gonna drop a thousand bugs in that motherfucker

@Louisa you are my window to the greater mastodon world; once you boost something of mine it gets much more attention. Thank you

this is my first animal crossing, i'm having fun

I was ordering blueberry pancakes in the shape of a clown's face for my girlfriend's grandmother before I went to work, and ordered them for delivery because I wouldn't have time to pick them up. The guy on the phone wouldn't let me have them delivered on principle because "pancakes don't travel."

My alarm went off in real life and I actually considered not waking up so I could figure out the whole situation first

ADULTS: Ew, drinking milk straight! Gross! That's for children!

ME: What if I add frozen milk to this glass of liquid milk.

ADULTS: Ah! Delicious

weerd (weird weed)

In an awful headspace so I'm wasting time in Pokémon until my brain shuts up

Last night I hatched my first ever shiny Pokémon in 24 years of playing this series and today I am an unstoppable force of nature

Hammers are red
Sickles are, too
I want to tear down
The system with you

Content made literally and exclusively for @Louisa

*me on a first date* I'm not saying I WANT to fuck Bigfoot, I'm just saying that if I happened to find him,

John "The Rock" Dwayneson

LOU BEGA: I love Angela, Pamela, Sandra, and Rita
ANGELA: okay...
LOU BEGA: And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter
ANGELA: what the fuck

Went to my old college campus today and everything looks different, the sands of time are falling, and I am withering away into ashes

Punch Up the Jam has done 3 nu-metal songs now

I don't check Mastodon nearly enough so I'm sure this was done already but it got lodged in my head and I needed to get it out