Went grocery shopping today and had a far less stressful experience than last week. Store set up one way aisles, went earlier in the day, and remembered gloves. Those people working deserve triple what they're being paid

Once the museum is open it's fuckin over for Blathers. Gonna drop a thousand bugs in that motherfucker

@Louisa you are my window to the greater mastodon world; once you boost something of mine it gets much more attention. Thank you

Joe Motion boosted

I don't hate Mondays, I hate capitalism! And also Mondays


ADULTS: Ew, drinking milk straight! Gross! That's for children!

ME: What if I add frozen milk to this glass of liquid milk.

ADULTS: Ah! Delicious

In an awful headspace so I'm wasting time in Pokémon until my brain shuts up

Last night I hatched my first ever shiny Pokémon in 24 years of playing this series and today I am an unstoppable force of nature

Hammers are red
Sickles are, too
I want to tear down
The system with you

Photo with ec 

*me on a first date* I'm not saying I WANT to fuck Bigfoot, I'm just saying that if I happened to find him,

LOU BEGA: I love Angela, Pamela, Sandra, and Rita
ANGELA: okay...
LOU BEGA: And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter
ANGELA: what the fuck

Went to my old college campus today and everything looks different, the sands of time are falling, and I am withering away into ashes

Punch Up the Jam has done 3 nu-metal songs now

I don't check Mastodon nearly enough so I'm sure this was done already but it got lodged in my head and I needed to get it out

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