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Boost if u wanna be seduced by seagazelle

hello god?? there's a bug in my system. please fix tjhis."gf" is set to 0... i should have one like everyone else... wtf.. fix your fucking game, devs

mastodon is:

10% hogs
20% ass
15% anarchist perspectives on class
5% slime
50% furries
and 100% people to distract from your worries

Some toots you enthusiastically favourite, and some you scroll past, sigh, and scroll back up to shamefully hit that star.

i agree we should free speech. abolish prisons

that moment when you read a post and can't figure out whether it's an ebooks bot or someone talking about something you don't understand and you're too scared to try to find out

My daughter told me she has “sweatpants energy.” All I could say in return was, “mood.”

here's a fox thinking white sheets are snow

paul blart's pro skater 2

*slaps my own skull*
this baby can fit so many intrusive thoughts in it

(wake me up) wake me up inside
(can't wake up) borat voice my wife

Maths : solve
Chemistry: solven't