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LIVE like you've never been hurt
LOVE like you've never been hurt
LAUGH because nobody can hurt your
DRIVE a bulldozer into your mayor's living room

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Learn to use a gun!
Also, I love my boyfriend very much!
Mostly though learn to use a gun!

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i cant wait to start investing in real estate and renting properties just kidding it was a joke haha if you like this funny joke you can find more just like it at my website facebook dot com

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i turned myself into a pre-transition trans person morty... i'm dysphorick

would have been fucking hilarious if kaepernick signed to sketchers tho

On a scale from "GSA Gay" to "Bash Back Queer" I'm sitting right about "a portrait of Bernadette Peters engraved on my first rifle"

TV show idea: Jack O'Neill and Dana Scully team up to just constantly doubt shit they've seen happen dozens of times before

"would totally still go see halo movies if Peter Jackson directed it tho" - karl marx, Kapital vol 3, 1997

I wanna get in on these post malone puns but I'm horrible at that kinda things. I'm just gonna coast alone.

LIVE like you've never been hurt
LOVE like you've never been hurt
LAUGH because nobody can hurt your
DRIVE a bulldozer into your mayor's living room

The dev team, upon Mastodon going live:

Finally! Social Media our moms will NEVER be able to navigate!

u say u support the troops but u havent sucked all they dicks??????????????? smh

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Anarchism Space

A mastodon instance for anarchists and libertarian socialists.