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Everyone doing again so I guess I will too, considering that I never did one...

Hi, I'm Restioson (he/him pronouns and they/them is fine too). I'm an anarcho-communist from South Africa (also white, a minor, and bi). I like programming and gaming (no nword gaming thanx) and hate nazis and capitalism. I shitpost a bit here and generally hang out. I'm also interested in isiXhosa (learning it as a first additional language at school) and I post about that when I can.

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A test engineer walks into a bar, orders a mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 50 mags of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 0.746 mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 10000 mags of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders a mag of pee.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders a tank of water.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders ahsbwhdheuc mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders /$&@"(&(: mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar from drain, and leave by jumping out of the window.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orde
A thousand test engineers rush into a bar, and rush out.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 2"; DROP TABLE bar; mag of beer.
A test engine walks into the bar, punches tender's face.
A test engineer leaves the bar with satisfied face.

END OF STORY:
A client walks into the bar, orders a plate of pasta, the bar explodes.

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@serioussalad It depends. When I'm writing descriptions I find it most helpful to think about why I'm sharing the picture. Is it to illustrate a point, tell part of a story, show off a selfie or my dog, whatever.

Some photos have more salient information than others, and that's okay. Just tell us what you want us to get out of the photo: is this selfie about your new outfit or your hair or your pose or the background, or any combination of those things? Tell us why you care about it.

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/r/rationalthought, the unofficial masto subreddit

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hello everyone. I am bi. Behold my physical form. It is visible. That is all. Stay tuned for more developments.

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'left wing market anarchism', that's just ASKING to be bullied

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It's so warm on my arms when I sleep. Pure joy stuff tbh

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My mental state is being held together by 1 part chatting with my friends while we play games and 1 part my new warm blanket

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@CornishRepublicanArmy I'm glad it isn't for fox hunting. 😅😛

Ok, but seriously though. How does it make even remote sense to be anti gun as an anarchist? Who takes the safety and protection of the people we care about most seriously? The state? The fucking cops?

Someone will inevitably get a gun, and someone will inevitably want to hurt you. Having a gun makes that even

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@garfiald petition to add a 3rd column next to Follows and Followers: Blocked By

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@garfiald

to post – perchance to hate: ay, there’s the rub,

For in that hatred of users what posts may come

When we have shuffled off this federated social network…

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You don't have to like it, but saying it's not real music is just excluding black culture from your concept of art.

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my phone: *starts playing pachelbel on spotify when i ask it for directions to taco bell*

me: clearly this machine is on the verge of being capable of programming itself to fuzzy and ever changing specifications

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actually its good that you can't post about philosophy on here without me instantly berating you with inane bullshit in the replies. im fighting to keep the site free of excessive nerd bullshit, qctually

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me: not for touching by kitty

kitty: but what if was for touching by kitty??

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