why drink monster energy when mistyping an `rm` command and nearly deleting everything is 10x more effective

joke about getting hurt 

@keith I just cook myself a nice big cup of coffee and pour it over my hands

bad advice 

@schratze hsjdflskfdjl

for extra awakeness, combine the two - delete the entirety of <insert major website name here>, pour hot coffee all over yourself, and frantically try to restore from backup

bad advice 

@schratze plus, your body will instantly go into kernel panic and burn all your fat reserves within 30 seconds of realizing what you've done

bad advice 

@keith ah no I don't want that. I'm pro-nutrients

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