why drink monster energy when mistyping an `rm` command and nearly deleting everything is 10x more effective
joke about getting hurt
@keith I just cook myself a nice big cup of coffee and pour it over my hands
for extra awakeness, combine the two - delete the entirety of <insert major website name here>, pour hot coffee all over yourself, and frantically try to restore from backup
@schratze plus, your body will instantly go into kernel panic and burn all your fat reserves within 30 seconds of realizing what you've done
@keith ah no I don't want that. I'm pro-nutrients
@keith riskier but definitely more of a waker-upper
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