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why drink monster energy when mistyping an `rm` command and nearly deleting everything is 10x more effective
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@schratze hsjdflskfdjl
for extra awakeness, combine the two - delete the entirety of <insert major website name here>, pour hot coffee all over yourself, and frantically try to restore from backup
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@schratze plus, your body will instantly go into kernel panic and burn all your fat reserves within 30 seconds of realizing what you've done
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@keith ah no I don't want that. I'm pro-nutrients
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@schratze valid
@keith riskier but definitely more of a waker-upper
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@keith I just cook myself a nice big cup of coffee and pour it over my hands