Keith but ✨slutty✨ @keith@anarchism.space

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"The police are making more anarchists than I could do in ten years."

-- Emma Goldman

disney can eat a bag of dicks, to be factual about it

correcting myself:

disney can eat a wonderful magical bag of dicks, right after these messages about our other disney products

if you don't look like this, don't bother talking to me

my ikea furnitursona phase cost me a respected follower

I hate how Google sells my data. I should be able to sell my OWN data. I want companies to pay me $5,000 just to obtain the knowledge that I searched up pictures of cool mushrooms.

a few days later, when someone tells Paul he forgot to renew his domain registration and grindr.com no longer is his personal Black Sails fan page: "Oh gosh oh jeez!

Paul Grinder's name is the first one to come up in the closing credits for every episode of Black Sails (2014), and I've made up an elaborate fiction about him and his adventures in websites.
"Hi, my name is Paul, and I made a website for my TV show! I'm not very good at Java's Script, but I think I did a pretty good job. Anyway, go to double you double you double you dot grindr dot com and check it out!"

@keith i meeean..... who's to say they can?

randomly thought about cute boys again 🥰

@keith i lost my shit for entirely too long after reading this

I've been stuck in the house and I need people to look at me being dramatic and goth.

mastodon is one big game of telephone, which is fitting considering its frequently used on telephones

@JohnBrownJr

its not racist to make fun of italians. italians do not suffer racism. that is not an excuse to revive every 1920s WASP joke about italian immigrants you can find in a period magazine just because you're technically allowed

another debate won