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Hey new users! 

Welcome to the Fediverse. It's good to have you here!

But, please do remember that you aren't the first ones here. This space existed before you, and we have an existing community & culture. Please respect that.

Fedi isn't a place for Influencers, Brands, or Screaming Matches. It's a place for real social interaction. Fedi is fun, friendly, and *weird*! And it's the home of many queer folks who don't have an accepting community elsewhere.

Please don't destroy what we've built.

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Keith PSA:

I'm not the best with CWs so PLEASE let me know if I've forgotten to add a CW to something, I promise it's not too much trouble

also, tell me if I've done something wrong, even if a neurotypical person would already know, because 90% of the time I have No Clue if you're upset with me or why. I'm *horrible* with social cues tbh

and also, in case it's not crystal clear: homophobia, transphobia, sexism, ageism, racism, antisemitism, and any other form of bigotry is NOT tolerated here.

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ListenBrainz listen history exports are fun because you get to find out which software can't handle 500 MiB JSON files with no line returns
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A security expert told me my password should NOT be the name of my cat.
So I went to my cat and said, "Well, TvKhUo7UmYH49Jtn4kJj, I guess it's back to the drawing board."

full English translation for "Nur mal Angenommen" by Knorkator, the best German poem of all time 

Let's just assume I could bend my body so far
That my head could fit into the anus
Yeah then I would think:
Why not my arms in there too
In order to then crawl further up my body?
Yes, I know it's unfortunately not possible to go that far in reality

But let's leave aside the biological arguments for now
What interests me is, if I could crawl up into my head
Would I come out of my mouth?
Where would that be anyway?

Head in Ass
Head in Ass
Head in
Head in
Head in
Head in
Head in Ass
Head in Ass
Head in
Head in
Head in
Head in
Head in
Head in
Head in
Head in
Head in
Head in
Ass

Or when I'm inside my skull
Standing behind the eyes
And looking outside through the cornea
Tell me what I would see then
Am I looking out of myself?
Am I looking into myself?
Does the whole world only seem to lie inside me
Do I exist or am I dead?
Am I part of the world or am I God?

Head in Ass
Head in Ass
Head in
Head in
Head in
Head in
Head in Ass
Head in Ass
Head in
Head in
Head in
Head in
Head in
Head Ass
In Ass
In Head
Head Ass
Ass In
Head Head
In in
Ass ass
Head in
Head Ass
In Ass
In Head
Ass Head

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the existence of autobahn implies the existence of manuellbahn

imagine roaming a post-apocalyptic radioactive and supernatural hellscape all day for months, clad in full-body protection gear, armed to the teeth, with dwindling supplies and little chance of ever getting out of there alive due to mutants, bandits, the military and horrors you cannot even comprehend,

and then you finally sit down by a warm campfire, crack open some tinned soup and share stories with friendly faces for the first time in forever

and then some jackass takes out his guitar and plays Wonderwall

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I’m gonna need all y’all folx who’re rightly loud and proud regarding antisemitism to keep this SAME energy for ANTI-BLACKNESS

I’ve said it before, very FEW folx start with antisemitism…most test the waters with anti-Black words or behavior and when they face no consequences; when their bigotry and racism isn’t met with forceful rebukes, it escalates and seeks others targets

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Keep reading these articles wistfully eulogizing what we've collectively lost on Twitter and I think we're all forgetting that even before Musk

It was a toxic fucking abuse-hole that you could only really survive if you were super lucky

My Twitter account was closed because a bunch of trolls reported me for self-describing as "queer" (it's a slur, you see) and then some well-meaning but actually homophobic academics told me that this wouldn't have happened if I "kept it professional"

In what may be the most German accident ever, I just accidentally covered my laptop in potato salad.

meta 

on the other hand, someone who *doesn't* have the energy to be exposed to them could have their day ruined by this. things will affect various people in different ways, some will be more draining than others. let people choose to engage instead of trying to force them

--- ok now i'm gonna get subtoot-y ---
what the fuck kind of leftist are you if you want to force people to read stuff that isn't good for them?
go outside, sit down, touch grass, reconsider some things

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cn averse clowns going "wdym it's good form to let people choose to not engage with any potentially heavy topics? i wanna force everyone to be exposed to this because it's Important and they should see it no matter if they currently have spoons for it" is just.. let's say it reflects poorly on their character

"but but censorship" shut up it's literally just a bit of common courtesy and if ppl have the energy to interact with a potentially heavy post they have the energy to click [show more]

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An awesome infographic explaining why it’s so necessary for abolition to expand to the nation state.
#abolition #acab #1312 #Rojava #zapatisas #anarchism

@maia as a high schooler with a bunch of queer friends "that's so straight" is absolutely devastating

"tcp/ip" what the hell is this have neo pronouns gone too far

~keithmail 

>What's the biggest meat you can fit, or how many?

I'd like to know the answer to this question as well. Sadly, I have not yet been able to procure the necessary materials (cute tops) to properly test this.

keithhacks.cyou/mail.php?id=52

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