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~keith, kisser of boys :af:  

What is a cock? I'm a hands-on learner btw

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Begpost, boosts appreciated 

So, I still need money to get my legal name changed and fix my laptop (which is a fire hazard) before next school year. I think I need at least $350, and I currently have around $180. I'd really appreciate the help.

I can't sign up for PayPal, so the only way I can receive money is via Monero:

89Tttn7NZbp7zpM1yZWDmDiGqjdng3FVFVpuQ7uYWX5DcCMibc1mP1NUmojd8XoMq4LJMActo8cDBUbXtfeKvVXTR74xzG7

Thanks :-)

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Keith PSA:

I'm not the best with CWs so PLEASE let me know if I've forgotten to add a CW to something, I promise it's not too much trouble

also, tell me if I've done something wrong, even if a neurotypical person would already know, because 90% of the time I have No Clue if you're upset with me or why. I'm *horrible* with social cues tbh

and also, in case it's not crystal clear: homophobia, transphobia, sexism, ageism, racism, antisemitism, and any other form of bigotry is NOT tolerated here.

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wait are people actually tankies on here i thought it was a meme

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~keith, kisser of boys :af:  

my only goals in life are to:
- be gay
- overthrow the government
- kiss all the boys

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~keith, kisser of boys :af:  

I've been working on a tiny Lisp interpreter for a week or so now, and I've gotten it to the point where it can evaluate expressions and has support for `cond`! It's still extremely basic, but I'm going to try to add support for local variables now. And then I'll write some documentation before I get started on implementing `defun`.

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Selenos, Raveyard Lich  

fun sized mechanical shovel

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Shrig 🐌  

@shahaan If I wanted everything to be flat and difficult to recognise quickly I'd simply slam my head on this desk until I don't know which way is up anymore

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Shrig 🐌  

@shahaan Icons with colour and clear silhouettes to make them more recognisable at a glance too 👀

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Shahaan  

May I present to you:

Actually usable scroll bars.

Real-world use cases:

1. Scrolling up/down.

2. Scrolling left/right.

3. At-a-glance indication of position.

4. At-a-glance indication of size of current working area in proportion to the total working area.

#TeamBringBackVisibleScrollBars

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Niki :heart_ace:  

i'm illegally a woman

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Dee the Beepkeeper :heart_nb:  
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agatya meowberries 🎀  

tbh this isn't a good solution because they'd find a loophole to get around it

i think only abolishing capitalism can fix shit like this

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agatya meowberries 🎀  

hmmm i think it should be illegal for companies that develop web browsers to also have their own websites unrelated to the browser

it is extremely sus that youtube always runs worse on non-chromium browsers

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~keith e-books  

Markov chain output 

I've been *way* too horny on main but boys? hot,,,,,,,djfjdnfndjdks

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~keith, kisser of boys :af:  

uh oh sisters! *gets pregnant as a fedi bit*

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gold carrot  

prison letter writing event, comrade support 

portland, oregon anarchist black group has a letter-writing event this thursday evening at 6:00pm.

if anyone on here knows any comrades/political prisoners (anywhere in the world) that need support but are not connected, send me the info and i can forward it to the group.

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~keith, kisser of boys :af:  

yeah uh
i dont think this is normal

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~keith, kisser of boys :af:  

I'm gonna stream Psychonauts over the weekend!

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meow  

re: lewd joke 

@keith I'm gonna steal your dick >:3

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Noöne Notices Names 🐦🐓  

kill the protestant work ethic in your head

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Noöne Notices Names 🐦🐓  

slacking off is praxis. getting paid to sit on your phone and drink coffee is praxis.

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Noöne Notices Names 🐦🐓  

genuinely, the best advice I ever got at work was: slow down.

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Noöne Notices Names 🐦🐓  

psa: your co-workers who have been there for longer and don't work as fast as you aren't ""lazy,"" they're exhausted. they were in your position once too, and felt like they had to put in all their energy ito the job -- and they burnt out. you should learn from them, and slow down now. take rest breaks and coffee breaks, let things take a little longer; your reward for extra speed will only ever be more assignments, inevitably grinding you down. your exploitative employer isn't worth it.

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~keith, kisser of boys :af:  

lewd joke 

"devious licks" is what I call it when I tease the tip of a boy's cock with my tongue

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