ill post a hot take for every boost this toot gets

musicals are for rich white people, saying you like them is telling on yourself

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christopher nolan sucks. but jonathan is a genius

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it would actually be good for ebooks to destroy the book industry because people who read deserve to get a headache for it

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people dunk on bill clinton because they're haters and jealous

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friendships on the internet are actually MORE fake and parasocial AFTER you meet the people in person and become friends who hang out irl

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people who boosted the post that started this thread are partaking in schadenfreude by wanting to see me get canceled, which is cringe culture, and therefore fascist (this counts as a hot take)

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hippopotamuses are the capitalists of the animal kingdom

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boris johnson is actually doing a postmodernism, which is subversive and leftist

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young people like electronic music because they're afraid of skills

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the antifa leadership is actually super problematic so lets just say if i see that your associated with them i am giving you the BIGGEST side-eye

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having a big dick actually really sucks. nobody should do it

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guitar is a good and positive instrument. piano? deeply malevolent

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the pope: secretly an ally. the pope is working on a secret plan to dismantle the deep state of the vatican (the deep vat)

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food 

people need to stop making "mastodon is crumbling" jokes because they make me hungry for crumble

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food 

that maggot cheese looks delicious, id eat it

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screenshot dunking and quote tweeting is actually good. people are opposed to it because their actually afraid of revolutionary violence

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