Far-right relative Rick: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
Me: You’re so right, Rick.
Me: Yes. LGBTQ+ people should buy guns to defend themselves from people who would hurt them.
Me: Black people should buy guns to defend themselves from racist white cops.
Rick: Wait a minute
Me: Native Americans should buy guns to drive off the white imperialists who RICK WHERE ARE YOU GOING I AGREE WITH YOU
Don't eat the rich. Humans contain a lot of toxins that are harmful to humans, and eating them doubles up on that. Also they contain (obviously enough) human vector diseases that you can catch in a way eating another species you wouldn't necessarily; Compost the rich and use them to grow other crops instead.
Wow... well, I mean... Obama was a Socialist, right? So, sure! Nancy Pelosi's a Communist... Only in America...
boss makes a dollar
i make a dime
some suited cunt above us both
makes motherfuckin’ nine
boss just wants to keep their car
i need my medications
meanwhile that pompous fucker’s
on his sixth goddamned vacation
boss does the best they can
i do a wee bit more
maybe someday Upper Crust’ll
show us what the fuck he’s for
@lynnesbian My ex husband is from England. When we came to America for a visit, it was his first time. We were using the automated check out things at the grocery store. The robot voice was female & over pronounced "Thank you for shopping at King Soopers". But clearly to my English husband every word was funny. He would mimic that sentence ALL the time, for YEARS! 😂
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DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT ever send ur kid to a Connections Academy online school.
The worst school I have ever experienced. My kid hates it, the hours are ridiculous. My child was in gifted & talented classes in public school, in this school her work can take her all the way til bedtime to complete. And the teachers are completely useless...
I am afraid this is going to set back her education, trying to find a half way decent local school is like pulling teeth.
America, greatest country...
Another sign of getting old, u dont discover new music when its actually new anymore, so heres a song/collab I just found... from 9 years ago LOL
Boots Riley, Tom Morello, & Trent Reznor! WHAT?!?! 😍
Oh, HURRY Centrist Democrats! 2020 is just around the corner, gotta get on that Jeff Bezos bootlicking! You're gonna need those big Corporate donations for your #Biden2020 run! I mean Trump cant win it all by himself...
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Hillary trying to undo all the work put in over decades to change workplace behavior concerning power & unwanted and/or unsolicited sexual innuendo & actions with subordinates.
So, if she'd been president, military leaders could sleep w/18 year old, adults, fresh outta bootcamp? Trump & Hillary are both rape apologists.
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why does everything u buy from Asia go all the way across Europe and then from the East coast over?
It would be so much faster to go from Asia to California to Colorado.
Is there something about international deliveries have to go against the time zones, or go a certain direction?
Surely there are whatever the various Asian versions of FedEx that fly across the Pacific?
Just weird to me.
So I can get even more ppl accusing me of being a Russian bot LOL
Wow! What a bunch of killjoys!
Glad I don't live in any of these places!
Teenagers Threatened With Jail If They Trick Or Treat | Care2 Causes
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So excited for my & wifey's 14th Anniversary!!! Going to have time alone AND see the new Halloween Movie on our Halloweeniversary! 😍🤩🤗😁♥️🍾🎉🎃
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Sorry for my absence. I'm fighting fascism right now. Things are serious in Brazil. A black man was murdered, stabbed 12 times while the murderer yelled the name of the fascist candidate. A girl with a t-shirt against the candidate was kidnapped by 3 men, who beat her and draw the Nazi symbol on her with a knife.
We are forming a resistance. However, Brazil needs you. We are afraid. This is a cry for help. Search for news about Brazil and share them of you can, please.
It's really disappointing that one of my favorite movies ever has a scene shot in Trump gold plated Manhattan apartment. Watching Devil's Advocate for the first time since he became president, puts quite the damper on it. 😕
Al Pacino is still the best Devil of all time though 😍
Did you know that the most beautiful girl at any given point in time is the girl reading this?