@Phoebe This won't do. I'm trying to get us into the Federation of Democratic Instances (FeDI) and we won't get in if we're a monarchy.
@thejovian do i smell a revolution?
@Phoebe Yes, I'm currently designing a special guillotine that will instead tickle your neck until you submit to the proletariat.
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