My very sleepy wife: *snrf, yawn, sleepy grumbles* - "I had a dream about you! You were being a wizard!"

M: "di-DID I HAVE A SICK HAT?"

W: "yeeeeaa-"

M: "DID I HAVE A SICK BEARD???"

W: "nuuu???!! "

M: ...
M: ... What... What was I doing that was all wizardy then??

Wife, already falling back asleep, talking through lil yawn and murps: "complaining about how lord of the rings was unrealistic wizard representation".

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