My very sleepy wife: *snrf, yawn, sleepy grumbles* - "I had a dream about you! You were being a wizard!"
M: "di-DID I HAVE A SICK HAT?"
M: "DID I HAVE A SICK BEARD???"
W: "nuuu???!! "
M: ... What... What was I doing that was all wizardy then??
Wife, already falling back asleep, talking through lil yawn and murps: "complaining about how lord of the rings was unrealistic wizard representation".
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